Ridiculously funny Roadhouse remake proposal on Craigslist…

“Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don’t Hurt

Starring Guy Fieri
Written by Karl Welzein


OPENING SCENE

Night. A bar in the Flint area. (It also serves some of the best eats in the USA. Cheetos on anything for $1. Sammies are all piled high. The works, really. Full spread.) A kickass neon sign says, “Captain Karl’s Pizza Ship.” Van Halen is on stage rockin’ so hard. There’s chest beefers from coast to coast. It’s pretty much the biggest celebraish anyone’s ever seen. Guy Cooler (played by Guy Fieri) is hangin’ out behind the bar, peepin’ all the babes and makin’ sure everyone’s safe. The owner, Captain Karl, is doin’ a new dance that’s sweepin’ the nation called “The Peener” with 4-6 consensual babes, ripe with all the toppings. Drippin’ with sweat (the wet look) Karl decides to play the hot corner for a cold one, and calls Cooler over for a guy to Guy.

“Could Be A Smash Hit?”

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Amazing MLP Collection Alert!

This is a cake. Good morning. 

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20 years, 3 months and 3 days ago, Baby Got Back was released…a moment of silence for Beckys everywhere, please.

Flintstones Push-Ups

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How Much Progress Has Skee-Lo Made on His ‘I Wish’ List?

Skee-Lo released his hit song I Wish in 1995. So, how much progress has he made on that list over the last 17 years?

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Little Golden Books

[Etsy]

Kazaam

via bobbyfinger: I love that “Fun!” so much.

These Kool Aid Cups

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Report: Guantanamo Bay detainees pick ‘Fresh Prince’ over Harry Potter

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“The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,” the popular 1990s sitcom starring Will Smith, has supplanted Harry Potter books as a popular way for detainees at the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay to pass the time, according to The Miami Herald.

“I just ordered all six seasons,” the Herald quoted a librarian named only as Milton as saying.

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Old Navy Makes Our “Beverly Hills, 90210” Dreams Come True

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The Hairpin interviews Ryan Nerz, a former Sweet Valley High ghostwriter (in 1998), about how the SVH sausage gets made. Spoiler: with lots of weed.

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Mulder and Scully Barbie and Ken 

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