Aaron Spelling pinball machine. Nobody remembers this because only two exist. They were commissioned by his wife Candy as a gift. Because: rich.
R.I.P. Nintendo Power Magazine (1988-2012)
Rainbow Hearts Bracelet
“Baby Got Back,” as sung by clips from 295 different movies.
Great clip choice for “Ugh! Double up! Ugh! Ugh!” [1:07]
The aerobics studio in Melrose Place
Ridiculously funny Roadhouse remake proposal on Craigslist…
“Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don’t Hurt
Starring Guy Fieri
Written by Karl Welzein
Night. A bar in the Flint area. (It also serves some of the best eats in the USA. Cheetos on anything for $1. Sammies are all piled high. The works, really. Full spread.) A kickass neon sign says, “Captain Karl’s Pizza Ship.” Van Halen is on stage rockin’ so hard. There’s chest beefers from coast to coast. It’s pretty much the biggest celebraish anyone’s ever seen. Guy Cooler (played by Guy Fieri) is hangin’ out behind the bar, peepin’ all the babes and makin’ sure everyone’s safe. The owner, Captain Karl, is doin’ a new dance that’s sweepin’ the nation called “The Peener” with 4-6 consensual babes, ripe with all the toppings. Drippin’ with sweat (the wet look) Karl decides to play the hot corner for a cold one, and calls Cooler over for a guy to Guy.
“Could Be A Smash Hit?”